I blog whatever tickles my fancy so don't complain. I would also like to ask the hipsters why so many of them follow me.

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Are you under the impression that family’s supposed to make you feel good? Make you an apple pie, maybe? They’re supposed to make you miserable! That’s why they’re family.

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revantjouretnuit:

thereasonimpale:

mycroft-queenofcake:

thewierdointhegroup:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

i-am-a-wayward-daughter:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

barrett-the-babe:

charile:

i hope you hit post limit 

I hope your gravestone is in comic sans

I hope you have to use algebra in your career

I hope you lose all your shoes and have to wear crocs

i hope your computer crashes

i hope you step on a lego

i hope they cancel oprah

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YOU TAKE THAT BACK

(Source: evaunit01)

otherbully1:

mileysblackfriend:

I honestly hate vine so much

at least he know his mama ride or die. She was gettin read to be a fugitive on the run for his ass lol

upallnightogetloki:

comraderogers:

Avengers vine idea: to the tune of bohemian rhapsody, Natasha says ‘thunderbolts and lightening’, Clint says ‘very very frightening’, then the camera pans around to Thor out the window summoning lightening like ‘ME’

I NEED THIS!!

castingshadowsonthewintersky:

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

I can’t believe how many notes these has gotten! This is my hometown!

holligenet:

daftwithoneshoe:

askmeifimadalek:

Can we take a moment

The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …

… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"

I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”

loudst:

arspooktzka:

i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.

where is all that brain power going.

i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world

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you know too much.

(Source: puets)